Hey I couldnt help but realize how pretty you are. It seems as though you are more than a pretty face which is rare! But as beautiful as you maybe I still think you are in need of a massage, well im sure you have candles, I will bring the hot oils….so how does tonight sound? haha kidding I was wondering if you fancy a chat?haha if not I will remain forever jealous our legs will never be intertwined haha xoxo so how will we chat xoxo
Miss X Comments
Oh.. this started of semi ok.. and then.. *poof*.. Guys.. clearly you are not this stupid.. Do not ever message a girl with sex in the first message.. even if she IS looking for this kinda thing.. the above message is as tacky as saying “Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!”..
Alas.. our legs.. shall NEVER intertwine