Funniest Chick Profile Ever
“You should read before email me, because I am Not normal as I appear to be. Yes I have no problem attract guys or find dates. You might wonder why I’m here and I’ll tell you why.(I’ll tell you the truth upfront here so there is gonna be no surprises later.)
So here we go: The biggest deal breaker in my past relationships was that I’m NOT into sex. Again, I’m NOT into sex. I was born that way–Never was interested and never will be. I have no sex drive, no libido. Other than that, I’m just as healthy and normal as everyone else. Don’t ask me why, I just don’t like it and won’t force myself into it to please you. I know how important sex is to all guys, but Not to me. Sorry.
My idea relationship would be sex-less. I’m not kidding. Again, SEX-LESS. If you are okay with that , read on, otherwise let’s not waste each other’s time. If you are impotent, I’m okay with that.:)
Now a little bit of me if you are still interested….”
Miss X Comments
hahahahahhahah if you are impotent I’m okay with that… The BEST part of this profile was the photo.. which was basically a porn star model shot.. with HUGE boobs and rock hard abs that were of course showing.. hehehe too funny