A few of my online dating stories in headline form.

I’ve gained a stalker.
I’ve gone on a date with a girl CLEARLY 20 years older than her online photo.
I’ve made more than one lifelong friend.
I’ve been on a date with a girl so nervous she barely spoke, wouldn’t eat, and was sick.
oh…
And i met my wife.

Message received

ur the must beutifull girl wath humanbean has see.

Response

that once again was the whole message….  dear lord..

Message

hey wanna chat some tyme?

Response

…. If you’re going to write a short message of 5 words… please make sure you spell them all correctly… especially a word like TIME.

Message received

I have a dinner party at my place to celebrate my buddies…. ummm…. well he knocked up his girl friend so we’re celebrating his unborn baby that he doesnt  want but we are trying to make the best of it. Now he is stuck with her.  Kind of a drunk right now, this may sound weird but oh well.

Cheers

Comments

Never.. drink and date.  You might say things that will appear on someones blog or worse.. come off as a total asshole.

Profile

Im like the only person I no that doesnt have a hobbie I want one so bad but I cant think of anythign LOL THE ONLY THINK THAT I KNOW HAVING A GREAT TIME AND GREAT SEX LOL BELIEVE IT OR NOT I was gunna play an instiment but ))
body painting,underwater photography
rice sculpture,exploring extra sensorial capacities, through different methods like hypnosis,aerobics in the water,animal communication
making stunts
cooking zany food,making robots,stars watching,taming wild animals,exploring volcanoes and underwater caves,hobbies related to the religions of the world,traveling and exploring exotic countries

Response

This needs witty commentary? Really?  He doesnt have a hobbie but his exploring extra sensorial capacities and volcanoes exploring… wooo makes a girl head spin

actually it seems like he REALLY likes exploring since he used that word serveral times.. and then spelled hobbies correctly.