Lame Message

My name is XXXX.   i’ve read your whole profile and your very cute and you have a great profile! Sorry that mine is boring but hey you can ask me anything you want. I’m a guy who likes to have fun.  Anyway will see if you write me back. If you do i’ll be very happy and then we can get to know each other. Hope to hear from you soon!
Thanks

My Thoughts

True… some might say im being harsh. But *sigh* Let us count the errors in this message shall we?

1)Your right.. you have nothing but a one line “I like fun and stuff” in your profile. But expecting me to come up with questions to ask you is not going to go anywhere. You take the time in the profile and the message. Sorry its not fair boys .. but thats how online dating works.

2) You like to have fun. Really? I hate fun personally. Its also good to note that you told me this again in your message after you told me in your profile. You must REALLY like fun. Sadly you don’t sound very fun.

3) “Anyway will see if you write me back. If you do i’ll be very happy” Show no fear online folks. NO FEAR.  do not say things like.. “see if you write back”.  do not act like my approval is equal to getting a puppy on christmas. You are not making me want to talk to you.

That is all.

Funny Message

when was the last time someone reminded you that you are gorgeous? my guess is about 5 minutes ago lol

I am sorry if it upsets you that someone my age would say that, but i was just being honest lol

Witty Response

Yes… a cute 20 year old telling me im gorgeous .. is a HORRIBLE thing..

Funny Message

Hey gurl,
What else can i really say, just wanted u 2 know that ur beauty has swept me off my feet. What indeed a beauty u are, hmmmmmm i was really touched by ur physical contenance, u ve this beauty like that of an idol…………..i m craving 2 be a friend of urs if accorded the opportunity to showcase how truely i am in my declaration about ur charming and adorable look.
Bye

Miss X Comments

I really really really really really hope… this is a google translation… otherwise.. i fear for humanity…