Funny Profile

What I Am NOT Looking For:
- A Fake
- A Liar
- A Cheater
- Someone Stuck Up
- A Gold Digger

If you any of those^^ Goodluck on your search, dont message me.

My Response

I really dont get why people do this. This strapping lad messaged me with his full gangster signs and duces everywhere. “hey home girl you fly.. whats up.”

I respond… Sorry.. I am a liar, a fake and a gold digger so I cant message cause you told me not to and wished him well. Its unlikely he will get it though.  Don’t worry.. I’ll keep you posted.

Looking for an intelligent, attractive, fun, wild, horny girl to spend some time with. Am new to this realm of things but can assure a good discreet time. I don’t believe in monogamy, let’s face it…does it ever really work? We all have wants and desires that go beyond our steady relationships, and as long as those relationships are open to such ventures we have nothing to lose… mine is and I’m looking for more. Just being honest and if that scares you off then carry on looking for your lie or true love. I’m looking for a liaison. Give me a shout and let’s get together.

Miss X Comments

*sigh*… Sure this guy is being honest but come on… I LOVE how this guy is attempting to sell a random stranger he has had no contact with.. on “Relationships are shit.. so give up.. and have random sex with me”…

I feel bad for this person…im sure his parents are split up and he was never hugged as a child… regardless… go hump a table leg…

Ugh…

Stupid message received…

How are you.. haven’t talked to you in a bit…

My Response  - Who would you be.. person with no photo?

Well you should know , you rejected my facebook request recently and we met before in front of tim hortons and had a good meeting and then you disapeared lol

My Response – *sigh* it was not a good meeting.. and i didn’t disappear.. you went crazy psycho… and texted and called me over 12 times in the next 12 hours… i wished you all the best.. and that should be the end of the story for the last time *i hope* Honestly… Truly… Good luck in your search… but i dont think we had anything in common.. even on a friendship level…

Why… oh why… do guys do this? i dont understand? i rejected you over 8 months ago… dont try and rekindle some more rejection…

of course the email that followed was a string of rude terms about how unattractive and slutty i am… Get a life you lamo… you are kidding no one with you repeated attempts at looking like an IDIOT…

Funny Message Received

Miss X response to the special dude who cant spell… cause he DEMANDS to know why she deleted his message…

“Well this is what GOT to say I hate filing out these profiles because first I am lazy to I tend to wright things ”
It is spelled write… and you already admitted you were lazy… What a dreamy guy! i can only hope english is not your first language… Good luck in your search again! ~ Miss X

Well you are wright I am a half breed first things first spelling is not my best but I am not bad when I am writing by hand this is a keyboard big problems with that. Now here is your deal of a lifetime do you want a good sincear caring guy or one that is an excellent speller think about it .

Miss X Comments

Really? He’s going to challenge me on this? Is he trying to inform me that all good sincere caring guys are poor spellers? I think not! It never ceases to amaze me that people feel CHALLENGING someone online is a great way to win over someones affections…. Be happy that I respond to your illegible mess and wish you good luck.. and dont make yourself out to be a bigger idiot than you already have…