Message received

ur the must beutifull girl wath humanbean has see.

Response

that once again was the whole message….  dear lord..

Bad Profile

Hey, how are you…what’s new? We need to go out and do something…I like all nice things and things that are beautiful. Hopefully, you are a pleasant person to be with. I look forward to hearing from you.

XO

My Thoughts

I guess this profile isnt truly.. “that bad”.. just lame. Why do people write such pointless drivel in their profile? You like nice things? REALLY? beautiful things?? Noooo. I hope your a HORRIBLE person to hang out with really.. so if your horrible.. please.. remember  to message me.

*sigh*

Also XO… dont just .. throw this time honored affection tradition around people.  I reserve my kiss and hugs for special muffins, not all the random nutbars on the internet.

Initial Lame Message

Hi. I believe we have something in common. I am FRED, sweet, caring and outgoing. I am fun to be with and getting to know. I like nearly anything. You seem like a sweet girl and I would like to get to know you more. I am honest and mature type of guy.

My Response…

well.. since you like everything.. of course we have something in common…

except i didnt cut and paste this and send it to everyone online..

I came accross your profile and I was attracted to your beauty, I dont know if you are free to chat some times. The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart.Let me feel your baeuty pls. I wait to hear from you soon.

Miss X comments…
You… are creepy… You want to feel my beauty before you know my name? how about a great big… NO

you are very beautifule hi
haw are you are you ok?
i am legal advisor i work in saudi arabia
i like your peofile
you are vey beautifule and sweet like angel
i like to talkin to you … if you like that
i waitting you at;
XXXXXXX@yahoo.com
yours
diaa

Miss X Comments

These don’t really need witty remarks.. they speak for themselves… i just want everyone to know.. how annoying and stupid these things are… and how i HATE getting several of them a week.

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