So i’m talking to this guy… who seems ok.. he says he does all kinds of interesting things… Owns his own company, takes salsa lessons and is a stellar cook.. He also says he is an artist. I ask him more about his art… He says.. well its kinda different… I press him… “different” online.. is rarely good.

He says….  I am necroman’tic artist….. A which I say?

Defined as:
Art which has been created using the remains of something that was once living and in some art pieces these dead pieces get mixed with inanimate objects.

Oookaies..

He goes on… “What does that mean visually? Basically, bones represent the dead and most people are grossed out by this but when displayed romantically in art they seem to have a new appreciation for it.” Check out the example.

and then sums up with… ” You have super attractive eyes. Can you donate them to me when you’re done with them? I’ll make something really beautiful with them LOL.”

Now… folks… i dont think i really need to explain that all forms of death should be left out of initial messages. Especially anything to do with having my eyes.. when i’m dead.  Just Don’t. Ever……

Ever.

So.. i am pretty sure i have just had every online experience you can have… ever…

i just got this message

Funny Message

hi there, i just wanted to pop in and tell you that your gourgeous!!!

have a great evening!!!

Miss X  Response

nothing wierd there…

except oh..  when i click on the profile it comes from…

A CROSS DRESSING “I like to get on my knees and take it, in the mouth….mmmm….looking to meet up and give some. let me know how big it is and what you want to do with it”  (direct profile quote) MAN with 5 lovely photos of him/her in high heels and skirts…

Stupid message

You can either find a “nice” guy or have a lover who is above and beyond being “nice” and make you scream, at least three times a week .

Check out the rest of my profile to see what else makes you scream.

Witty Response

Oh this one is just too… tempting not to post! His profile also includes such lines as “Will you endure two bottles of champagne at random occasions ? One for us both to cheer while the other for me to pour all over your body and savor every drop off the dimples of your smile and the nest of your belly button ? But be warned, I might just not be able to resist to eat your alive, LOL.”

Although you might THINK this is cute… your are 1) wierd 2)perverted and 3) making someones blog because of it…

oh and OF COURSE… his name had a 69 in it…

Lame Message

Do you like obedient, submissive, well endowed guys?

My Response

No.

Funny Message

Your hair is gorgeous :0 I love the highlighs… Is it naturally straight?… Id love to wash n style it for you sometime..
Miss X Comments

No.. this was not from a hairdresser.. this was from a pervert with a hair fetish… yes… a hair fetish…