Message

hey wanna chat some tyme?

Response

…. If you’re going to write a short message of 5 words… please make sure you spell them all correctly… especially a word like TIME.

Funny Profile

What I Am NOT Looking For:
- A Fake
- A Liar
- A Cheater
- Someone Stuck Up
- A Gold Digger

If you any of those^^ Goodluck on your search, dont message me.

My Response

I really dont get why people do this. This strapping lad messaged me with his full gangster signs and duces everywhere. “hey home girl you fly.. whats up.”

I respond… Sorry.. I am a liar, a fake and a gold digger so I cant message cause you told me not to and wished him well. Its unlikely he will get it though.  Don’t worry.. I’ll keep you posted.

Ugh…

Stupid message received…

How are you.. haven’t talked to you in a bit…

My Response  - Who would you be.. person with no photo?

Well you should know , you rejected my facebook request recently and we met before in front of tim hortons and had a good meeting and then you disapeared lol

My Response – *sigh* it was not a good meeting.. and i didn’t disappear.. you went crazy psycho… and texted and called me over 12 times in the next 12 hours… i wished you all the best.. and that should be the end of the story for the last time *i hope* Honestly… Truly… Good luck in your search… but i dont think we had anything in common.. even on a friendship level…

Why… oh why… do guys do this? i dont understand? i rejected you over 8 months ago… dont try and rekindle some more rejection…

of course the email that followed was a string of rude terms about how unattractive and slutty i am… Get a life you lamo… you are kidding no one with you repeated attempts at looking like an IDIOT…

Funny Message

“ I’m an asian guy from Japan.  I want to make a deep friend. I want to share everything. Unfortunately, I do not have any experience with a woman. Please reply me. Thank you!!”

Miss X Comments

Really? a deep friend? share everything?  How have these people made it to 30 somethign age without ‘any experience with woman’? Because they send messages like this… how about we share my delete message button…