Lame Message

Hi. I just wanted to say I have read crazy profiles but yours is, wow, a piece of work..How many hours did you spend on writing your profile? How can you be so shallow as to say you dislike balding men, LOL as if we could control that. Not that I’m balding but it would be like one saying : “I dislike aging women”. I had seen superficial women around but I think you are the world champion, and trust me, beauty and power are not necessarily what a guy wants or needs. Do not bother replying to this message hun, I won’t even read it. Enjoy your life (You might not like what’s in store for you after)

My Response

You are a social worker? and you feel its awesome to randomly insult people you dont know at all? Sorry bout whatever you’ve been going through.

out of my ENTIRE profile you focus on the balding men comment?

i see… im not allowed to have physical preferences. I do think its totally awesome for someone to say im not interested in women who are 30 and up.. or 50 and up.. or whatever else floats their boat.. .. hun…

this is after all.. last time i checked.. my life..

Since you wont read this.. it doesnt matter thanks for taking the time to write me to show how *awesome* a person you are… and regardless of what you may say about me… I’m better than to randomly insult people who are complete strangers.

I wish you all the best in your search online Mr XXXXXX.

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Just to clarify .. i have one line.. out of roughly 1500 words.. that says dislikes Blading men, dogs, winter, call waiting… etc

I personally enjoy this line here – Enjoy your life (You might not like what’s in store for you after) – Like.. because i have expressed that i dislike balding men(not insulted, said they sucked or antyhing else.. just that its not the most attractive thing in the world to me.. )  thats a ticket straight to hell.. but a random insulting of a stranger is a direct ticket to the pearly gates!

I HATEEEEEEEEE INSTIGATORSSSSSSSSSSSSS…. ugh

Sometime a girl just wants to go out.

Last night i felt the desire… I had spent the day at a high end mall, and actually counted 12 separate women walking around this mall with small dogs in their purse. I thought that phased out when Paris had her sex tape. At “high end malls r us” the trend is alive and well. Anyway… I decide to spend some money on make up, hair and clothes and figure.. hey .. its saturday i should find myself a date.

The online mission commences. Within a few moments of being logged in. An extremely attractive black and white photo man(everyone looks hotter in black and white)… says hi. He writes a lengthy paragraph that oozes intelligence, charm and smarts. Matched with the stellar photos… Something is up.

He asks to get together for a drink. I do the typical … heres my phone lets chat a moment to make sure your articulate and can form sentences. He is just as witty and charming on the phone. Definitely something up. Time to… GOOGLE!

I love google…. It now in a few moments reduced lying cheating scum to smears. As it did here. This man was of course married… with 3 freaking kids. SurpRISE. What was more surprising to me though.. was her. She was beautiful, a swim champ… volunteers.. and there was no way 3 kids came from that body. Yet here was her darling husband.. willing to cheat on her.

I of course call Mr INM out. “whos Tara”?

The squirming ensues.

“oh thats my ex.. where did you dig that up from?”

Sure sure ex… thats why a google search produces the two of you as coaches on your kids soccer team, photos at someone else wedding and her job and yours.

I calmly cut and paste his contact info.. hers.. and a slew of other info into an email.. tell him to smarten up.. and to have a good one.

I often feel i should email said wife.. and be like HEY.. your husbands an asshole. But ive since learned its better to stay out of it.

When in the past i have done such things.. the women never take it well. They usually lash out at you.

“What are you his whore?” …  Uh.. no.. i never met him actually but thought you should know…

“OH WELL THEN… if you never met him what do you know?” And generally Mr Married profile disappears and becomes another name.. or takes the public photo down.

Sometimes the women are ok with it.

“Uh yeah bitch. I fuck his best friend regularly so i let him date online now. Don’t you worry… he knows who hes coming home to.”

Whatever floats your boat folks. I think you are disgusting, but there are groups JUST for you people who don’t think its disgusting. A cesspool of I have no sexual morals. Swingers R Us. Don’t attempt to come out of that little pool and pollute the rest of us with your games.

Lame Message

I’m 31, correctional officer, so if you like a man in a uniform and handcuffs, haha or just an easy-going, down-to-earth, open, honest, nice guy ….. let me know!

Miss X Response

Really? I understand this on some level i guess.. overweight, non attractive guys get tired of not having responses, so maybe a sexual comments at least get some response… but guess what…

no matter what.. on your FIRST message if you mention anything sexual YOU = FAIL!

I also love how Mr sexual pervert refers to himself as a “an easy-going, down-to-earth, open, honest, nice guy”… Remember folks… adjectives mean nothing

Initial Lame Message

Hi. I believe we have something in common. I am FRED, sweet, caring and outgoing. I am fun to be with and getting to know. I like nearly anything. You seem like a sweet girl and I would like to get to know you more. I am honest and mature type of guy.

My Response…

well.. since you like everything.. of course we have something in common…

except i didnt cut and paste this and send it to everyone online..