So.. i am pretty sure i have just had every online experience you can have… ever…
i just got this message
Funny Message
hi there, i just wanted to pop in and tell you that your gourgeous!!!
have a great evening!!!
Miss X Response
nothing wierd there…
except oh.. when i click on the profile it comes from…
A CROSS DRESSING “I like to get on my knees and take it, in the mouth….mmmm….looking to meet up and give some. let me know how big it is and what you want to do with it” (direct profile quote) MAN with 5 lovely photos of him/her in high heels and skirts…
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Lame Message
I’m 31, correctional officer, so if you like a man in a uniform and handcuffs, haha or just an easy-going, down-to-earth, open, honest, nice guy ….. let me know!
Miss X Response
Really? I understand this on some level i guess.. overweight, non attractive guys get tired of not having responses, so maybe a sexual comments at least get some response… but guess what…
no matter what.. on your FIRST message if you mention anything sexual YOU = FAIL!
I also love how Mr sexual pervert refers to himself as a “an easy-going, down-to-earth, open, honest, nice guy”… Remember folks… adjectives mean nothing 
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Lame Message
Do you like obedient, submissive, well endowed guys?
My Response
No.
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Funny Message
Hey I couldnt help but realize how pretty you are. It seems as though you are more than a pretty face which is rare! But as beautiful as you maybe I still think you are in need of a massage, well im sure you have candles, I will bring the hot oils….so how does tonight sound? haha kidding I was wondering if you fancy a chat?haha if not I will remain forever jealous our legs will never be intertwined haha xoxo so how will we chat xoxo
Miss X Comments
Oh.. this started of semi ok.. and then.. *poof*.. Guys.. clearly you are not this stupid.. Do not ever message a girl with sex in the first message.. even if she IS looking for this kinda thing.. the above message is as tacky as saying “Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!”..
Alas.. our legs.. shall NEVER intertwine
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