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Im like the only person I no that doesnt have a hobbie I want one so bad but I cant think of anythign LOL THE ONLY THINK THAT I KNOW HAVING A GREAT TIME AND GREAT SEX LOL BELIEVE IT OR NOT I was gunna play an instiment but 
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body painting,underwater photography
rice sculpture,exploring extra sensorial capacities, through different methods like hypnosis,aerobics in the water,animal communication
making stunts
cooking zany food,making robots,stars watching,taming wild animals,exploring volcanoes and underwater caves,hobbies related to the religions of the world,traveling and exploring exotic countries
Response
This needs witty commentary? Really? He doesnt have a hobbie but his exploring extra sensorial capacities and volcanoes exploring… wooo makes a girl head spin
actually it seems like he REALLY likes exploring since he used that word serveral times.. and then spelled hobbies correctly.
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Funny Profile
What I Am NOT Looking For:
- A Fake
- A Liar
- A Cheater
- Someone Stuck Up
- A Gold Digger
If you any of those^^ Goodluck on your search, dont message me.
My Response
I really dont get why people do this. This strapping lad messaged me with his full gangster signs and duces everywhere. “hey home girl you fly.. whats up.”
I respond… Sorry.. I am a liar, a fake and a gold digger so I cant message cause you told me not to and wished him well. Its unlikely he will get it though. Don’t worry.. I’ll keep you posted.
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“hello girls i don know what to write here
i finished my 4th year univ last week ,looking to meet new girls who are open mind it and smarts who likes to have new adventures and up to anything .
i am a very fun guy and i am enjoying my life and i like my friends and i am looking forward to meet the special girl??
ru the one ??”
Miss X Comments
This wonderful profile was written by an economist… I can not stress enough guys… if you have been through 4 years of university… PLEASE do not type R U… and have long run on sentences like i am fun and i like stuff and i like friends…
you seem really … really….. stupid…
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Funniest Chick Profile Ever
“You should read before email me, because I am Not normal as I appear to be. Yes I have no problem attract guys or find dates. You might wonder why I’m here and I’ll tell you why.(I’ll tell you the truth upfront here so there is gonna be no surprises later.)
So here we go: The biggest deal breaker in my past relationships was that I’m NOT into sex. Again, I’m NOT into sex. I was born that way–Never was interested and never will be. I have no sex drive, no libido. Other than that, I’m just as healthy and normal as everyone else. Don’t ask me why, I just don’t like it and won’t force myself into it to please you. I know how important sex is to all guys, but Not to me. Sorry.
My idea relationship would be sex-less. I’m not kidding. Again, SEX-LESS. If you are okay with that , read on, otherwise let’s not waste each other’s time. If you are impotent, I’m okay with that.:)
Now a little bit of me if you are still interested….”
Miss X Comments
hahahahahhahah if you are impotent I’m okay with that… The BEST part of this profile was the photo.. which was basically a porn star model shot.. with HUGE boobs and rock hard abs that were of course showing.. hehehe too funny
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Nice little relationship profile here…. Thought i would share it .. as it’s pretty accurate me
Risk Taker, High Energy, Optimistic, Seeks Predictability
You take risks in love and you charge out into the world. However, you like to know a great deal about who you are with and what this relationship is all about. You are the kind of person who knows your strengths and you know what you like in another person. Once you know you are on firm, familiar and worthy ground, you will take on a tough project, or go after a romantic relationship with a lot of enthusiasm and a strong belief that you can make things work. But you usually feel this way only if you are with the kind of people you have liked/loved in the past, or it’s the kind of situation you understand because you have done something like it before. In general, you like dating the same kind of person (same class, a certain look, similar goals and values) than someone exotic to you. You take your risks elsewhere.
And here are they types of guys i like..
Structured, Dominant, Hot, Extrovert
Not much gets hidden in your relationships. You have strong opinions and like to have them followed or accepted. Since you feel deeply and intensely, you need to discuss your feelings with your partner and often with other close friends, even acquaintances. There is a likelihood of intensity overload unless you find a partner who differs from you on some of these characteristics. If you find someone who is every bit as convinced of their opinions as you are, is just as interested in being dominant, or equal with the same instant hot emotions and who needs to deal with it right away, you might have an exciting, but exhausting relationship! In fact, if you get the wrong partner they are definitely going to think of you as “high maintenance”, which is not going to be good for the relationship. Even a little complementary (difference) would help.
go figure…
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