Lame Message

I’m 31, correctional officer, so if you like a man in a uniform and handcuffs, haha or just an easy-going, down-to-earth, open, honest, nice guy ….. let me know!

Miss X Response

Really? I understand this on some level i guess.. overweight, non attractive guys get tired of not having responses, so maybe a sexual comments at least get some response… but guess what…

no matter what.. on your FIRST message if you mention anything sexual YOU = FAIL!

I also love how Mr sexual pervert refers to himself as a “an easy-going, down-to-earth, open, honest, nice guy”… Remember folks… adjectives mean nothing

Looking for an intelligent, attractive, fun, wild, horny girl to spend some time with. Am new to this realm of things but can assure a good discreet time. I don’t believe in monogamy, let’s face it…does it ever really work? We all have wants and desires that go beyond our steady relationships, and as long as those relationships are open to such ventures we have nothing to lose… mine is and I’m looking for more. Just being honest and if that scares you off then carry on looking for your lie or true love. I’m looking for a liaison. Give me a shout and let’s get together.

Miss X Comments

*sigh*… Sure this guy is being honest but come on… I LOVE how this guy is attempting to sell a random stranger he has had no contact with.. on “Relationships are shit.. so give up.. and have random sex with me”…

I feel bad for this person…im sure his parents are split up and he was never hugged as a child… regardless… go hump a table leg…

Stupid message

You can either find a “nice” guy or have a lover who is above and beyond being “nice” and make you scream, at least three times a week .

Check out the rest of my profile to see what else makes you scream.

Witty Response

Oh this one is just too… tempting not to post! His profile also includes such lines as “Will you endure two bottles of champagne at random occasions ? One for us both to cheer while the other for me to pour all over your body and savor every drop off the dimples of your smile and the nest of your belly button ? But be warned, I might just not be able to resist to eat your alive, LOL.”

Although you might THINK this is cute… your are 1) wierd 2)perverted and 3) making someones blog because of it…

oh and OF COURSE… his name had a 69 in it…

Lame Message

Is it just me or should we be love making in this heat?!

Thoughts

Not only was this the entire message…and we all know how bad it is for sexual references in the first email…. but… this one doesnt even make sense… why would i be wanting to get MORE hot and sweaty when its really hot out?

Lame Message

Do you like obedient, submissive, well endowed guys?

My Response

No.