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26
Oct
Message received
ur the must beutifull girl wath humanbean has see.
Response
that once again was the whole message…. dear lord..
noneMessage received
ur the must beutifull girl wath humanbean has see.
Response
that once again was the whole message…. dear lord..
noneMessage
hey wanna chat some tyme?
Response
…. If you’re going to write a short message of 5 words… please make sure you spell them all correctly… especially a word like TIME.
noneProfile
Im like the only person I no that doesnt have a hobbie I want one so bad but I cant think of anythign LOL THE ONLY THINK THAT I KNOW HAVING A GREAT TIME AND GREAT SEX LOL BELIEVE IT OR NOT I was gunna play an instiment but
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body painting,underwater photography
rice sculpture,exploring extra sensorial capacities, through different methods like hypnosis,aerobics in the water,animal communication
making stunts
cooking zany food,making robots,stars watching,taming wild animals,exploring volcanoes and underwater caves,hobbies related to the religions of the world,traveling and exploring exotic countries
Response
This needs witty commentary? Really? He doesnt have a hobbie but his exploring extra sensorial capacities and volcanoes exploring… wooo makes a girl head spin
actually it seems like he REALLY likes exploring since he used that word serveral times.. and then spelled hobbies correctly.
noneFunny message Received
i was a butcher for 2 years. then i got laid off. so now i am going to school to be a security. i want to have powers to save all the fish from the oil spill. what do u do for work? do u have a fav colour?
My Response
Go to school to be security? i thought thats what unemployed un educated people did… who worked out alot.. or sometimes not … my fav part of this message though was.. do u have a fav colour. All spelt so awesome!
*tip* – never ever.. ask a girl.. her fav color if you are over 20.
none“love sports fishing snowmobile getting away 4weekends relax and watch a movle or go out and have a great nite ride bikes dddddg kjfq3hhgcvgg bbj77utt jjtewerff vvfghhtdx ds99utefhgdhxjsjsjjdjjxjdjjxjixijcjjcjjiudjsjjwjjejjejjfiuvuvyvt fhdjjjxuuxjjej”
This was the guys whole profile. Really I dont get it. What are you trying to do? You are NOT too cool for the game romeo.
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