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3
Oct
Sometime a girl just wants to go out.
Last night i felt the desire… I had spent the day at a high end mall, and actually counted 12 separate women walking around this mall with small dogs in their purse. I thought that phased out when Paris had her sex tape. At “high end malls r us” the trend is alive and well. Anyway… I decide to spend some money on make up, hair and clothes and figure.. hey .. its saturday i should find myself a date.
The online mission commences. Within a few moments of being logged in. An extremely attractive black and white photo man(everyone looks hotter in black and white)… says hi. He writes a lengthy paragraph that oozes intelligence, charm and smarts. Matched with the stellar photos… Something is up.
He asks to get together for a drink. I do the typical … heres my phone lets chat a moment to make sure your articulate and can form sentences. He is just as witty and charming on the phone. Definitely something up. Time to… GOOGLE!
I love google…. It now in a few moments reduced lying cheating scum to smears. As it did here. This man was of course married… with 3 freaking kids. SurpRISE. What was more surprising to me though.. was her. She was beautiful, a swim champ… volunteers.. and there was no way 3 kids came from that body. Yet here was her darling husband.. willing to cheat on her.
I of course call Mr INM out. “whos Tara”?
The squirming ensues.
“oh thats my ex.. where did you dig that up from?”
Sure sure ex… thats why a google search produces the two of you as coaches on your kids soccer team, photos at someone else wedding and her job and yours.
I calmly cut and paste his contact info.. hers.. and a slew of other info into an email.. tell him to smarten up.. and to have a good one.
I often feel i should email said wife.. and be like HEY.. your husbands an asshole. But ive since learned its better to stay out of it.
When in the past i have done such things.. the women never take it well. They usually lash out at you.
“What are you his whore?” … Uh.. no.. i never met him actually but thought you should know…
“OH WELL THEN… if you never met him what do you know?” And generally Mr Married profile disappears and becomes another name.. or takes the public photo down.
Sometimes the women are ok with it.
“Uh yeah bitch. I fuck his best friend regularly so i let him date online now. Don’t you worry… he knows who hes coming home to.”
Whatever floats your boat folks. I think you are disgusting, but there are groups JUST for you people who don’t think its disgusting. A cesspool of I have no sexual morals. Swingers R Us. Don’t attempt to come out of that little pool and pollute the rest of us with your games.
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